the-adequate-gatsby:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

(Source: femalemaincharacter, via thequeenoffish)

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(via matveyandothernames)

galaxys4:

[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah

(via hailtothebends)

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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ghost-of-augustus-waters:

Just passed a group of bros in the parking lot. They were all wearing snapbacks and muscle shirts. As I passed I heard their conversation. The one bro was arguing, “Naw man, Dumbledore was a terrible caretaker, he literally sent kids into fucking death forest for detention. Messed up man.”

(via hailtothebends)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via hailtothebends)

fem-punk:

fem-punk:

So I found some new mascara today… 

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miss manga mascara… Gives you a ‘Manga effect’

let’s see how this works…

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little weird… so far so good…. hmm.. let me get the other one.. 

alright let’s take a look… 

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holy shit. it worked. 

I spent 7 dollars on this fucking mascara for 48 notes.

(via ershwend)

solitaryshadowdancer:

dirtyjanoskiansimagines:

still-fighting:

mirandarph:

The Trevor Project

1-866-488-7386

Stop re-blogging One Direction and re-blog this shit. 

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It doesn’t matter which kind of blog you are, this deserves to be reblogged

The Toy Story one gets me every time.

(Source: nicedynmite, via binkabonkahankeydoo)

lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  
since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?
harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  

since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?

harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

(via binkabonkahankeydoo)

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

(via binkabonkahankeydoo)

thebestoftumbl-r:

Chris Pratt visits children’s hospital dressed as Star-Lord from ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’

Here’s yet another reason to love Chris Pratt, as if you needed more of those. The “Parks and Recreation” star spent Wednesday (Aug. 20) at Children's Hospital Los Angeles, showing his new movie “Guardians of the Galaxy” to the patients.

That’s not all, though. Pratt snuck out while the movie was playing to put on his Star-Lord costume as a surprise for the kids. He spent the next three hours playing, taking pictures and handing out toys from the movies. He also stopped by to visit the patients who were too sick to come to the screening.

Dylan Punty, one child who is also an avid LEGO fan, got an extra special treat. As Pratt also stars in “The LEGO Movie,” the two of them spent 10 minutes reciting their favorite scenes from the film.

There’s never been better proof that Pratt is a real superhero, he doesn’t just play one in the movies.

(via mykidneys)

classicwinchesterbitchface:

eren jaeger is literally the most versatile character in terms of shipping i have ever stumbled across. he can be shipped with almost anyone and it’s still cute and halfway to being cannon, no matter who it is

(via artist-eren)

nootsies:

kaijuno:

korolevcross:

kaijuno:

korolevcross:

someone pls buy peter quill an ipod and some better headphones

dont hate

do u really think the vacuum of outer space isn’t going to mess up that tape at some point

dudes been in space with that tape since 1988 

you really think the vacuum of outer space ain’t gonna messa up an iPod that shit is fragile as hell